- Notice how men/women use different terminology when talking about women/men they're banging/nailing/doing/sleeping with? If they actually like someone, they use more respectful terms. When it's just someone random, it's ruder slang.
- What's the difference between hooking up and sleeping with someone?
- How many times do you have to sleep with someone before it's considered a "hook up"?
- There are three things we always ask when a friend hooks up: (1) Did you sleep with him? (2) Was it any good? (3) How big was it?
- I have a keen crazy radar and a strong gay-dar. Combined, I have a great cray-dar. The force is strong.
- What's more disgusting? Chardonnay + Jagermeister or Merlot + Peppermint Schnapps?
- How do you drink a Sweaty Mexican Lumberjack shot in one gulp? You're supposed to lick the mayo off the rim and really, who wants to go back multiples times to finish that?
- What's the most disgusting condiment to include in a shot? Mayo.
- Is there anyone you'd sleep with, knowing they had herpes?
- Why do you stay faithful to certain boyfriends/girlfriends, but not others?
- Every girl has the potential for crazy. Every guy has the potential for asshole. It's a matter of controlling it.
- Why do you have to be in a committed relationship to get a vasectomy?
- Explanation of tattoos and discussion of future tattoos.
- There are two different times that someone will run like Terminator: (1) When they have to crap and are nowhere near a bathroom. (2) When they're facing a 300 lb. (wo)man who's eyeing their Big Mac/Hi-C like it's a winning lotto ticket.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Discussions that happen between 10pm and 3am: