- What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen after pulling down a guy's or girl's pants?
- Certain guys are a waste of a big dick.
- Crazy girls will keep whatever memento they can of their "relationship" with you.
- What exactly has to happen to count as a threesome?
- Under what circumstance is it okay to delete your Facebook page?
Another topic discussed sometime during the day is the fact that some guys will always surround themselves with crazy chicks. The love of drama, the love of humiliation, the love of attention. Totally describes Rock of Love, doesn't it? Bret Michaels deliberately keeps the craziest chicks around. Probably to keep audiences watching the show cause really, who's going to watch if there isn't any drama? But if he's (supposedly) also dating these chicks, why the hell would he choose the craziest? Once again, a phrase is born. Some guys have Bret Michaels Syndrome: the love of crazy chicks and always wanting to be near them.
I cannot wait to use these phrases in 2009...