Twisticles

I went out last night to watch the Jets-Dolphins game and *gulp* cheer for the goddamn Jets. It pains me to even remember this... What happened? Mangini showed why he'll never come out of Belichick's shadow and Favre reminded everyone that he should've retired last year. Or maybe even the year before. In the midst of (and after) yelling at the TV and wishing evil, evil, evil things upon these two men, there were some moments that I need to remember/commemorate...

• A boot of watermelon bomb is the "best tasting beer ever"
• The best way to get rid of "jizz" on a shirt is to pour beer on it
• The invention of the "murderer dance"
• "Mean Marvin"
• Chicken pot pies will sober you up
• Al Michaels and John Madden talking about "loosening up a stiff groin"
• Always warn a man about your pointy boots before kicking him in the ass
  

and my favorite:

• A detailed description/explanation of twisted testicles (aka, twisticles) and how to take care of them. Who knew?

Amazing what happens in 4 1/2 hours on a Sunday night...